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I am assuming everyone here knows about Mega Warheads.

You remember? Those sour hard lollies that you used to be able to buy by the bag full? And now are mostly only available in Australia as Junior Warheads?

As most people know, they are really the only hardboiled lollies worth consuming, and having the convenient Juniors packet on you at all times, you can get that sugar and sour rush whenever you want.

Can you imagine my outrage when I walked into Safeway, prepared to spend my $2 for a weeks worth of awesome, only to find the hole in the shelf where they sit replaced with Chocolate-coated snakes?
I mean seriously, Chocolate-coated snakes! How are they even able to compare to Warheads?
I thought obviously there had been a mistake, so went hunting around the rest of the confectionery isle. Do you think they could be found anywhere? No. Not in stock, and wont be stocked in the near future, if at all.

What kind of outrage is this? Where am I going to get my suggar and energy boost from in a quantity that can be carried in my pocket? Coffee can’t be carried in a pocket. And Caffeine tablets/pills are just wrong. Smarties and M&M’s just melt, and don’t have a fancy hard carry package. Skittles are just tough to chew, and offer no hit, and theres no way you will ever catch me carrying a Push-Pop!

I guess I COULD carry those wizz-fizz lollie chains, but then that would mean packets everywhere, and no hard carry case!

This is an outrage, and I think I shall go curle up in a ball and cry in the corner!

Safeway and Impact Confections, NOT HAPPY!